gerard_of_amber

 "We're almost to to port Captain."

"Thank you, sailor."

"Captain...what's this place like?"

"That's classified, sailor. It's got trees and bloody big  rivers, that's all you need to know."

"But it's a huge port for commerce and trade!"

"Not for us."

"But...sir, I hear one of the royal family wrestled a river and won. How do you wrestle a river?"

"That's classified, sailor."

"So, you don't know either, Captain?"

"Just ready the hold. We won't be here long."

"Yes, sir. No shore leave, Captain?"

"We're just here to pick up cargo, sailor.  Carry on."

"Yes, sir."